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Sex Workers Need HUMAN RIGHTS, Not Legal Wrongs
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this is amazin
*dies laughing*
This makes me particularly laugh because Morgan’s first D&D character was a super-gorgeous redheaded fire mage who we called Charmander.
Eventually, we promoted her to Charizard.
Pumpkin of the Dead
Well, I guess if you’ve got the world’s current largest pumpkin, you might as well make it into the world’s largest jack o’ lantern. Pumpkin carver extraordinaire Ray Villafane created this zombie sculpture from nearly a ton’s worth of squash.
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AWESOME! Lemme call the local zombie squad rep!
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Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told regardless of what is right.
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Do you? :p
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Hey, fandom? Can we all pause in our fangirling over David Tennant and Matt Smith and remember Christopher Eccleston as the fantastic Ninth Doctor?
I know a lot of people forget him. He only had one series—just thirteen episodes. It’s a pittance compared to David’s 45 episodes, or even Matt’s 27. But he’s just as much the Doctor as either of them. Remember moments like these?
- “We’re falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go… that’s who I am.” (Rose)
- “I give you in return, air from my lungs!” (The End of the World)
- “I’m so glad I met you.” (The Unquiet Dead)
- “Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?” (Aliens of London)
- “I could save the world, but lose you.” (World War Three)
- “I couldn’t—I wasn’t—oh, Rose, they’re all dead.” (Dalek)
- “Let me out of these manacles—you’ll find out how much fun I am!” (The Long Game)
- “Who said you’re not important?” (Father’s Day)
- “And I wanna find a blonde in a Union Jack. I mean, a specific one; I didn’t just wake up this morning with a craving.” (The Empty Child)
- “You want moves, Rose? I’ll give you moves. Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once—EVERYBODY LIVES!” (The Doctor Dances)
- “You let one of them go, but that’s nothing new. Every now and then, a little victim’s spared. Because she smiled… because he’s got freckles… ‘cause they begged… and that’s how you live with yourself. That’s how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind’s in the right direction… you happen to be kind.” (Boomtown)
- “No, ‘cause this is what I’m gonna do—I’m gonna rescue her. I’m gonna save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet, and then I’m gonna save the Earth, and then, just to finish off, I’m gonna wipe every last STINKING Dalek out of the sky!” (Bad Wolf)
- “Then prove yourself, Doctor. What are you—coward, or killer?” “Coward. Any day.” (The Parting of the Ways)
He isn’t always the terrifically terrifying Oncoming Storm. He’s also a fantastic dork who enjoys dancing to Soft Cell and being deliriously excited on days when no one dies.
I know he’s not the most popular Doctor. I know he’s probably one of the least-liked Doctors. But keep in mind that without this man, there would be no Ten, no Eleven, no future Twelve or Thirteen. Every once in a while, please spare a thought for this big-earred, leather jacket-wearing, fantastic man.
“Who said you’re not important? I’ve travelled to all sorts of places. Done things you couldn’t even imagine, but… you two… street corner. Two in the morning. Getting a taxi home. I’ve never had a life like that. Yes, I’ll try and save you.”
I love Nine.
Let’s do this shit!
“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
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“ If you’re dealing with an asshole in real life, nine times out of 10, he’s actually an asshole. And not “asshole” in the sense that he’s confident and a little bit cocky, that’s fine. “Asshole” here means a legitimate terrible person. Not every meth addict is Breaking Bad’s Jesse — an ultimately sweet kid struggling against his circumstances — a lot of them are just, you know, meth addicts. In real life, the boyfriend who has been verbally abusive throughout your entire relationship won’t suddenly wake up one day being kind and apologetic, because he doesn’t have a screenwriter in the back of his mind writing empathy into his background.
And, yes, there are plenty of guys out there that are genuinely like Don Draper, they’re legitimately kind people who are damaged enough that they throw up a wall and keep people away, but there are even more idiots out there who aren’t Don Draper, they’ve just seen Mad Men and thought “Condescension and verbal abuse: that’s what women want!” Hollywood keeps A) convincing women that every shithead is secretly poetic and amazing and beautiful, and B) convincing men that there’s a lot of traction to gained in being an irredeemable prick. And there is. Right until you graduate high school, and everyone realizes how awful you are. ”
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